Start By Observing! Choose
an auction house dealing in items of interest to you,
and attend just to watch. A couple of hours of following
the proceedings will be an excellent learning experience!
Attend The Preview! Most auction houses
have viewing dates and/or times prior to the auction. Inspect items of interest
thoroughly -- most items are sold "as is, where is".
Know The Rules! Policies of each auction
house are posted or included in brochures and catalogues. Become familiar with
them. Is there a "buyer's premium" added to the final bid price? Are credit cards,
personal cheques, etc., accepted? Get this info when attending the preview. Ask
if you're not sure.
Set A Price Limit! It's possible to get caught
up in the bidding excitement, or feel you don't want to "lose" an item of interest
to another bidder. Determine -- in advance -- your limit on specific items, and
stick to it! (Remember, taxes and/or buyer's premiums may be added to the final
bid. And don't forget delivery charges on items you can't pick up yourself.)
Listen To The Auctioneer! Prior to the
start of bidding on each item, the auctioneer will call out the lot number and
a brief description of the item. Listen for any changes from the catalogue description
(the cataloques are a guide, not a guarantee!) Make sure the lot is the one you
planned to bid on.
Dropping Out! If you wish to drop out
of a bidding process if the auctioneer looks to you for your next bid, shake
your head firmly "no". If your action is mistakenly taken for another bid, let
the auctioneer know immediately. (This is a rare occurence, despite what TV sitcoms
would have you believe!)
Auction
bidder types...
- The
Banshee: Wild waving of arms and bidding
card, accompanied by energetic though erratic body
movements and unintelligible shouting. This is usually
practiced by novice bidders, particularly when they
feel that they're being overlooked. When bidders
of this category actually get what they're going
after, they generally jump up and down, applaud vigorously
and shriek. The Flasher: While normally
holding the bidding number toward their bodies, bidding
flashers briefly, though determinedly, expose their
cards to the auctioneer with much the same motion
as their proverbial raincoat-clad counterparts. The
Lauren Bacall: No movement whatsoever, except
for a covert, sly little wink. The Humphrey
Bogart: They just purse their lips and whistle. The
Pinkie Flick: Probably the most acutely nonchalant
of all; they most often sit in profile with the blankest
of bored expressions, but watch that pinkie. The
merest flick is a bid and since most flickers are
dealers and thus feel that they're a member in good
standing in the ranks of the heavy hitters, woe to
the auctioneer who misses them.
- The
Sad Sack: Can be male or female so long as
the expression is appropriately gloomy. These folks
generally stand (even though there's room to sit),
arms folded across chest; the slightest inclination
of the head, not nearly sufficient movement to merit
the "nod" category, indicates their bid.
Auction
bidding tips...
- Maintain
eye contact with the auctioneer. If you cut the contact,
he's going to think you dropped out. When you start bidding,
get his attention by unabashedly waving your hand or
your bidding card. Once he's aware of your interest,
a significant nod of the head will keep him coming back
to you. If the bid is in your court and you wish to drop
out, it's polite to shake your head in the negative.
Some people just break eye contact, but you better be
well-known to the auctioneer. Know when you start to
bid how high you're willing to go. Don't expect the auction
to be put on hold while you discuss yea or nay with your
hubby. You'll lose out for sure. DO NOT hop out of your
seat to examine an item on the block prior to bidding
on it. That's what previews are for. This practice irritates
everyone and makes you look either egocentric or inexperienced
or both. In the same vein, don't buy an object, get it
and try to give it back because it's not what you thought.
You bought it, you own it! If you're entering the bidding
late in the game, you're more apt to be overlooked by
the auctioneer. Do not be embarassed to verbally get
his attention; a loud "Yo" or "Here" will do nicely.
If you get the bid, immediately hold your card up, number
facing the auctioneer, your fingers not covering any
portion of it. Don't try to just call out your number.
It simply doesn't fly.
- Be
aware that auctions are addictive!
Auction
buying tips...
- To
find out about auctions or estate sales follow the newspapers
in the geographic area in which you're interested, or
request that local auction houses add you to their mailing
lists. Find an auction you think you'll like and attend
a couple times prior to bidding. If you're buying for
yourself (as opposed to resale) check out the items you're
interested in during the preview; fix a top price in
your mind -- DO NOT DEVIATE from your budget -- and do
not be influenced by what anyone else does or does not
do during the sale. Auction mania is one of the most "catching" of
contagious diseases. Even veteran collectors occasionally
get caught up in the fervor and end up paying a great
deal more than they intended or find that they've purchased
an item they don't even want. Try to figure out who the
antique dealers in the crowd are. Watch them. If you
and a dealer are interested in the same item, factor
in the strategy that they're going to stop bidding when
the price reaches half of what they feel they can sell
it for at retail. Don't get caught in crossfire. It's
a petty world, folks. Recently two antagonists took the
price of a mediocre item sky-high. Not because they necessarily
wanted it, but because they thought the other guy did!
It's a no win game, but if you have unlimited funds,
there's apparently a certain degree of satisfaction in
this sort of competition. Don't forget the standard 10
percent (or higher) buyer's fee and the state tax. Combined,
this brings a $1000 item in at $1160. Many auctioneers
take off parts of July and August. Though they'll deny
it, summer auctions tend to bring in less income than
those held during the remaining 10 months. This is great
for bidders, even though the pickings might be sparse;
savvy consignors tend to hold upper end items until fall.
- And
remember -- what you think you see, is what you'll really
get! If you get the bid, you bought it, you own it, period!
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